Cuba, in celebration for the 50th anniversary of The Revolution, pulls out all the stops, inviting legendary entertainers, reputed gangland kingpins, and international creative deities, Petey Pistolero and Christopher "CL" Lozano, to act as royal emissaries for a week-long sensational soiree of sex, rum, and rumba on the decaying and decadent streets of sultry Havana, the gritty city that time forgot.



On their first whirlwind diplomatic mission to the largest island in the Caribbean, Petey Pistolero and CL Lozano, the two most popular and powerful matinee idols in the history of Latin America, sample the finest hand-rolled cigars, teach the mambo to orphaned leper children, play baseball with the nation's supremely talented and distinguished all-stars, gamble in intense high-stakes dice games at an opulent underworld casino, attend a secret Santeria feast held in their honor, engage in crafty political intrigue, seduce the world's most desirable and sumptuous showgirls with reckless abandon, and usher in a grand new era of artistic expression, culinary delight, and athletic prominence.



Cultural icons Petey Pistolero and CL Lozano ultimately discover that the wondrous, enigmatic "Pearl of the Antilles," is indeed a "land of miracles," and that in a country where everything is illegal, anything is possible.