ZOMGOSH. Zis book is like ze newest coolest sing in ze vorld. If you do not have zis book den you vil not be up vif ze cool guyz, like me!



PS. Before I forget, buying zis book goes to a good cause, it goes to feeding ze hearts of sad childs everyvhere!!









Dis is vatt ze say about me:



"Erich Franz is cool guy, he writes book and doesn't afraid of anything." - Anonymous bystander



"Americans... still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do, but by buying this book, you will regain hope" - Barack Obama



"Along with the bible, this is definitely a must read" - Pope Benedict XVI



"Well worth the money, in every respect" - Brian Peppers



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Zo, as you can seeing, you know dey like me, you know dey want it, you know YOU want it. Zo press zat order button and order now, if you dont buy it den i vil be very very angry and i might jest do sumsing crazy.