You Can’t Teach a Crab to Walk Straight is a laugh-out-loud, heart-hugging picture book about Crusty the Crab—a sideways-walking curmudgeon who learns there’s no “right” way to be yourself.

Packed with vibrant illustrations and quirky ocean wisdom, this book is perfect for:
- Kids who love sea creatures and funny stories
- Adults who need a sideways reminder to embrace their weird
- Anyone navigating life’s twisty, tide-pool paths

Be quirky. Be crabby. Be you!